A country priest used to keep chickens in a coop behind his church.
One evening, the old cock from his lot went missing. The next service, the priest asked his congregation, “Who has a cock?”
All the MEN stood up.
The priest said, “No, I mean who has SEEN a cock?”
All the WOMEN stood up.
The priest said, “No, no, I mean who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?”
HALF the WOMEN stood up.
Exasperated, the priest shouted: “For heavens sake, who has seen my cock?”